NotesIâm proud to present my latest creation: The Hammer! The Hammer is a prototype test-your-strength game thatâs an insertable, muscle-controlled, light-up dildo. Update, 1/5/13: The Hammer has been listed as Cracked.comâs #1 Geekiest Sex Toy! Welcome, everyone!Unfurl
Notes Why is sex such a dominant cultural theme now, and why does it seem to only be getting worse? Women have been rightly bitching about this for years, but men never seem to complain. Personally, I hate it. I hate the way men are stereotyped as sex-starved cock robots. Itâs just such a basic pop culture premise that it doesnât even get questioned; men want to fuck. All the time. Ideally while watching shit blow up.Unfurl
Notes"This has three odd consequences. The first is that, by the end of sex, the two individuals have become genetically identical. Itâs as if you and your mate began coitus as yourselves and finished as identical twins. The second odd consequence is that, partway through its life, a ciliate can radically alter its genetic make-up; genetically speaking, the transformation is so extreme that itâs as if you changed into one of your children. Talk about being reborn."Unfurl
Notes"Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel. "FeedUnfurl
Notes"The revered TV presenter, who has sat down with Hollywood's biggest names for in-depth chats about their life and work over the last 13 years, has revealed he once procured clients for French hookers."Unfurl
Notes"Tiny, adorable baby unicorns that you can hold and cuddle... but they come with a price. You can only get them by having sex with an adult unicorn"Unfurl
Notes"Jane, Stuart, Sarah and Roger have known each other a long time -- but have they truly known each other? In other words... Is it time to swap?"Unfurl
Notes"More than nine out of 10 Americans, men and women alike, have had premarital sex, according to a new study. The high rates extend even to women born in the 1940s, challenging perceptions that people were more chaste in the past."Unfurl
Notes"struggling to wrap their minds around the concept that a 13-year-old Ogden girl could be both an offender and a victim for the same act - in this case, having consensual sex with her 12-year-old boyfriend."Unfurl
Notes"So thanks Dr. Science, for driving a nice little wedge between these people and their nasty little judgemental causes and ripping away their thinly-veiled morality facade (oops, did I say veiled?) I don't like abortions either. Nobody does. I wish they cUnfurl