NotesThe tone of the White House's response to many of the petitions has spawned the latest rapidly-rising request for a White House response, so far signed by over 3,000 registered site users. A less sarcastic, but equally critical petition criticizing the White House's treatment of the petitions has reached 13,000 signatures.Unfurl
Notes"These days we are inundated with bloated web browsers that overcomplicate our lives. However, there is one eminent exception: IE6. It has been around since 2001 and is still one of the most powerful and versatile browsers available."Unfurl
Notes"This petition is for the The Rights Of Universal Trout Slappers or 'TROUTS' for short - There is a strong belief that Khaled Mardam-Bey, author of IRC Client mIRC may actually remove the default trout slap that has been present since 1995. We believe this may actually cause mental damage to the trout. Taking the trout from its mIRC cyber home and putting it back in its natural habitat will unbalance the trouts emotions - we also believe that it may be at danger from other trouts as a foreigner - trouts are collonial animals travelling in large groups, and new trouts to the group may be rejected, especially one with a reputation for slapping. "Unfurl
NotesThe story's laden with cruddy puns, but... 'Eleven-year-old Thomas Adams thought Warner Bros. had gone daffy when he saw the company's plans for a new cartoon called "Loonatics," based on Bugs Bunny and his Looney Tunes pals.'Unfurl