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inessential.com: The Pummeling Pages

inessential.com
2011-11-23T14:57:33.000Z
insanity reading web ads webdesign imported:pinboard

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Because for now it’s insane. Presenting good articles in the hope of attracting readers, and then making the site do everything it can to shoo away those readers, is plumb nuts.

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SQL pie chart | code.openark.org

code.openark.org
2010-01-26T23:20:08.000Z
holygod insanity sql piecharts what visualization database mysql ascii art imported:pinboard

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"Shown below is a (single query) SQL-generated pie chart. I will walk through the steps towards making this happen, and conclude with what, I hope you’ll agree, are real-world, useful usage samples."

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Life-Sized Link by Haywan | PaperCraft Museum

www.papercraftmuseum.com
2009-09-15T16:52:55.000Z
insanity papercraft nintendo link awesome diy gaming imported:pinboard

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EEEEeyyyyyaaaaahhahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!! | MetaFilter

www.metafilter.com
2009-03-31T00:13:46.000Z
eeeeeeeyyyyyyyaahaahahahaaaa! audio videos insanity for:stlhood imported:pinboard

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The ultimate domino rally: these dominoes are *made* of dominoes | MINE

mine.myxer.com
2008-09-25T18:19:08.000Z
dominos videos insanity imported:pinboard

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"Awesome, mesmerizing video. We held our breath when the cat walked into frame…"

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“Human luge” video amazes, gives us heartburn | MINE

mine.myxer.com
2008-08-13T00:57:22.000Z
mine swissalps buggyrollin humanluge insanity imported:pinboard

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nihilogic: Super Mario in 14kB Javascript

blog.nihilogic.dk
2008-04-09T21:14:27.000Z
gaming webdev javascript insanity nintendo mario imported:pinboard

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"Here's an experiment in keepings things small and confined to one Javascript file."

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Can Atheists Be Parents? - TIME

www.time.com
2008-01-08T16:25:38.000Z
religion nutters atheism insanity adoption 70s imported:pinboard

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"If they fail in their appeal, Eleanor Katherine may have to leave the only family she has ever known and await adoption by another couple whose religious convictions satisfy the State of New Jersey."

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The Daily WTF - The Call of Codethulhu

thedailywtf.com
2006-12-25T08:21:37.000Z
insanity cthulhu programming java j2ee evil imported:pinboard

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"Eventually, one's mind will become permanently intertwined with the very code base of Codethulhu, joining countless others, and will be forever tormented by its endless diabolic cycle of decompilation/recompilation."

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Pharyngula: Objectively anti-Christmas - It's Celine Dion doing AC/DC

scienceblogs.com
2006-12-25T01:39:22.000Z
celinedion acdc music video evil insanity jibbering cthulhu imported:pinboard

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"And here I've been using Cthulhu as a signifier for incomprehensibly monstrous alien horrors. There's a new standard."

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Pharyngula: Put the blame where it belongs: God and the Republican Party

scienceblogs.com
2006-08-11T19:35:26.000Z
evolution religion insanity us christianity creationism politics imported:pinboard

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"That's the result of a new survey of people's attitudes toward evolution. Notice where the United States lies: nearly dead last. We beat Turkey."

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Zac's Weblog - Blog Archive Circuit Design With Quartz Composer

zacwhite.com
2006-05-25T02:09:21.000Z
insanity quartzcomposer osx logic hacks imported:pinboard

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"Armed with my limited digital design knowledge, I set out to create some well known circuits from within Quartz Composer."

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Canvascape - 3D walker

www.abrahamjoffe.com.au
2005-12-03T17:41:54.000Z
firefox webdev insanity imported:pinboard

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"What you are seeing is a test using the new Canvas tag to demonstrate its capabilities. I am beginning a project to port 'Doom' to the common browser through javasScript."

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JS/UIX - Terminal

www.masswerk.at
2005-11-19T22:37:36.000Z
hacks insanity dev js javascript unix programming imported:pinboard

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"JS/UIX is an UN*X-like OS for standard web-browsers, written entirely in JavaScript (no plug-ins used)."

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Ajaxian: JavaScript Database: In Browser

www.ajaxian.com
2005-10-25T18:28:55.000Z
javascript hacks insanity ajax imported:pinboard

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This is insanity. Not sure if it's the good or bad kind yet: "Cory Rauch has combined the browser storage story of AMASS with the TrimPath SQL Query Engine."

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The Awful Forums - My mother is insane (~5M of photos)

forums.somethingawful.com
2004-02-08T21:17:36.000Z
insanity imported:pinboard

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"My mother is insane. Like, one of those ladies you see on the local news insane."

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