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To the woman who crapped her pants in my car

humboldt.craigslist.org
2009-01-16T01:18:57.000Z
funny shat crap dates craigslist imported:pinboard

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"What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract. P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché… "

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John Resig - JavaScript Pretty Date

ejohn.org
2008-01-31T04:30:19.000Z
javascript webdev dates js imported:pinboard

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"One method that I've been wanting for quite a while now was a simple way to format old JavaScript dates in a "pretty" way."

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Datejs - A JavaScript Date Library » About…

www.datejs.com
2007-11-28T00:38:08.000Z
webdev js javascript dates imported:pinboard

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"Comprehensive, yet simple, stealthy and fast. Datejs has passed all trials and is ready to strike."

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LawGeek: San Francisco Dates, San Francisco Nights: Part Two

lawgeek.typepad.com
2007-01-24T18:11:46.000Z
sanfrancisco dates stufftodo foo imported:pinboard

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"Alright, I got good feedback on Part One of this list, so here are ten more top SF dates"

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LawGeek: San Francisco Dates, San Francisco Nights: Part One

lawgeek.typepad.com
2007-01-24T18:11:43.000Z
sanfrancisco dates stufftodo imported:pinboard

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"Below are some of my favorites, but there were so many, I'm going to split them up into posts of ten, so keep watching for more ideas."

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DateBocks - Intuitive Date Input Selection

datebocks.inimit.com
2006-08-19T18:48:20.000Z
webdev js dates imported:pinboard

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"DateBocks is a pure JavaScript library using DHTML and advanced date parsing to generate the date based on the grammar passed."

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