Achewood - August 23, 2005 - Roast Beef bangs a website
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"You're bangin' a website, but whatever. No cookies for you."
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Questionable Content #429: I tried so hard
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"I am full of impotent, adolescent rage! Now suddenly Linkin Park songs make sense to me!"
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Achewood - August 19, 2005
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"Russia is thought of as a cold place, where serious men eat snow and throw cats at walls."
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Doctor Fun - df20050816.jpg (JPEG Image, 640x480 pixels)
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"Transmission from the first manned mission to Pluto abruptly ended."
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Penny Arcade - It Looks Delicious
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"I'm not eating any found cake."
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"The considerate plumber plants an herb garden for his customers."
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diesel sweeties #1254
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"I swore an oath to my dead parents that I'd never enjoy another Batman movie after the one with the Bat-Nipples." Amen!
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Achewood - June 23, 2005
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It's true. Vanilla extract doesn't taste very good by itself.
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Bunny # 287
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"The weathermen forecast a light bunny shower this evening"
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Doctor Fun - df20050616.jpg (JPEG Image, 640x480 pixels)
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"Who knew that the ultimate result of all those pills they were selling on the internet would be that we'd become nothing more than the parasitic appendages of giant, sentient, uncaring penises?"
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Kung Fu Monkey: It's a "Global" Frequency now ...
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"A year and a half of writing and sweat and production disappeared down the TV pilot hole..." Well, shit. I was really looking forward to that one
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Penny Arcade - Green Blackboards (And Other Anomalies)
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"Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad (Shitcock!)"
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Doctor Fun - The precocious car decal design contest
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"This decal is an Escherian Calvin recursively peeing on himself."
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Bunny #257: Jackalope
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"It was like an adorable mobile coat-rack..."
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diesel sweeties: #160, Appetite for Justification
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"Everything is annoying before I've had my coffee."
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VG Cats - 152 - Cats in the Cradle
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"I'm not your mother. Does anyone understand this thing? Please tell it I'm not its mother. I don't speak 'crazy head sucker' language. How did you even get enrolled here?"
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Questionable Content #351: The Litany of Faye
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"I must not laugh. Laughter is the Marten-killer. Laughter is the little death that brings total obliteration by an enraged Faye."
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Questionable Content #350: Final Fayetasy
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"There are no save points when it comes to ladies, honey."
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Spamusement! "The internet never sleeps"
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"No, to be perfectly honest, I DON'T think that Tron could take Vader in a fight."
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Doctor Fun - Urban explorers in trouble
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"Yaaah! Poison fart dogs!"
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Questionable Content #346: It Would Be Pretty Cute
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"I'm sorry, it's just that gay couples are cute enough as it is, and the concept of a little gay robot couple is unbearably adorable."
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Questionable Content: Like Petting a Tiger
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"But it better be a chaste hug or my bitch instincts will take over and you'll be hurled into traffic."
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Penny Arcade - Oneupsmanship
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"Judas, don't be a dick."
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The Pain - Science vs Norse Mythology
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"It’s always both cute and pathetic listening Fundamentalists try to use the language of empiricism ... sort of like seeing chimpanzees wear little human clothes ..."
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diesel sweeties: Sex Brackets
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"You're every bit as wholesome as sleeping in vaseline."
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Cat and Girl name the Band
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"...cheeeesequaaaaake..."
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Achewood - March 31, 2005 - Mexican Yeyo Boys
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"Come on! Compete in the established marketplace, you pussy!"
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diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic
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"Poorly-chosen words are the most effective contraceptive known to man."
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"Fine, and sometimes bear."
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Achewood - March 29, 2005
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"You think we can cock it up to roll joints?"
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Questionable Content: Post-Funny
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"He's like an incontinent kitten. Endearing, but you don't want it on top of you."
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Bunny - Outlaw Journalist Kit
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"The Bowel Disruptor and Filthy Assistants were on order"
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★ The Joy of Tech! ★
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"We've chosen YOU to be sacrificed to the SALES GODS."
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Questionable Content #270: Cheap Humor
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"Final Fantasy 2 is not worth a case of robot ebola."
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Penny Arcade! Old People
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"I guess what I’m trying to say is, fuck you and fuck your stupid newspapers. We don’t need you."
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Questionable Content: Number 264: Cows of Doom
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"A wheel of cheddar to the skull, a slab of gouda to the groin. Truly, it is the deadliest of the food groups."
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Achewood - December 22, 2004
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OH I AM YOUR MOM AND I JUST TOOK YOU TO SCHOOL IN THE CAR OF PAIN. SAY IT.
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