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The Pier Glass - Miss Piggy On Beauty

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2013-04-01T16:45:31.000Z
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Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

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The Cat Litter Face Mask: It's a Thing and We're Trying It! | Catster

www.catster.com
2012-03-16T18:56:52.000Z
to:fb catlitter cats beauty wtf imported:pinboard

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As it turns out, regular natural clay litter is made of the same kind of clay that is used in a lot of mud masks you'd pay tons of money for. This isn't going to help your crazy cat lady rep, but hey, nobody needs to know.

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Khloe Kardashian Slams "Haters" After No Makeup Photo | tooFab.com

www.toofab.com
2011-12-03T17:52:36.000Z
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Khloe Kardashian stepped out yesterday without any makeup on -- and she doesn't care what you think about her "flawed" face.

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