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thenightwatch.pdf

research.microsoft.com
2013-11-16T17:36:33.000Z
systems hackers bears essay funny programming to:fb imported:pinboard

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As a systems hacker, you must be prepared to do savage things, unspeakable things, to kill runaway threads with your bare hands, to write directly to network ports using telnet and an old copy of an RFC that you found in the Vatican.

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Brrrrr, An Ice Tray That Resembles a Polar Bear

laughingsquid.com
2013-04-09T00:42:22.000Z
housewares funny bears imported:pinboard

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The Brrrrr by black + blum is a BPA-free ice tray that resembles a polar bear.

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Robotic bear pillow stops your snoring by gently mauling your face (video) -- Engadget

www.engadget.com
2011-11-16T22:35:42.000Z
sleep apnea toys wtf bears imported:pinboard

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<blockquote>Looking to stop snoring? What you need is Jusui-Kun, a robot bear that paws your face while you're sleeping. Okay, it's more of a "gentle tickling," according to the bear's creators. The key is to get the snorer sleeping on the pillow to move his or her head from side to side. Jusui-Kun has a built-in mic to detect the sleeper's snoring, while an equally cuddly hand monitor detects blood oxygen levels, letting the bear know when to issue one of its loving face swipes. Video after the break. </blockquote> What could go wrong?

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Bug 448604 – Can't get out of Whistler

bugzilla.mozilla.org
2008-07-31T01:16:10.000Z
moz08 bugs whistler rocks bears buses imported:pinboard

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"Someone should do something about the rocks on the road."

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Bear with me while you sleep at Whistler… | The Rumbling Edge

www.rumblingedge.com
2008-07-29T14:46:26.000Z
bears whistler moz08 imported:pinboard

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"Just after 5.30am on Tuesday 29 July, outside Westin Resort & Spa while most were sleeping, feeling safe and sound…"

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riotclitshave: bears riding horses

riotclitshave.livejournal.com
2008-06-12T14:49:17.000Z
bears horses horseriding imported:pinboard

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Err.. it's bears riding horses. No, really.

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A Walk In The Woods - Weebl's Stuff

www.weebls-stuff.com
2008-05-06T05:36:17.000Z
bunnies bears poop imported:pinboard

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"A rabbit goes for a nice stroll in the woods."

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Alkulukuja Paskova Karhu

alpha61.com
2008-03-28T20:22:21.000Z
primenumbers math bears imported:pinboard

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"The Prime Number Shitting Bear"

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YouTube - Kokoro Scan ココロスキャン ENGLISH SUBTITLE 英語字幕 KARAOKE in desc.

www.youtube.com
2007-10-31T14:51:59.000Z
odd gaming nintendo ds videos bears imported:pinboard

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"The game uses the DS' microphone to detect stress levels in a voice, and then attempts to determine one's inner feelings. Watch the movie, you'll get the idea."

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WoW Forums -> Skinning a bear should aggro every bears

forums.worldofwarcraft.com
2007-04-20T21:56:44.000Z
gaming wow bears imported:pinboard

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"in a 40 yard radius. It makes sense, you are actually skinning their best friend."

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Lake Tahoe's unwelcome houseguest -- the bear

www.sfgate.com
2007-01-29T15:46:34.000Z
bears tahoe animals imported:pinboard

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"Close the curtains so the bears can't see the refrigerator."

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Main Page - Wikiality

www.wikiality.com
2006-08-18T00:35:52.000Z
wiki colbert truthiness bears imported:pinboard

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"Welcome to Wikiality, the Wiki dedicated to upholding and documenting truthiness."

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Bear eats oatmeal in woman's kitchen - Yahoo! News

news.yahoo.com
2006-06-20T03:36:22.000Z
bears oatmeal imported:pinboard

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"The bear didn't appear to be aggressive and wasn't destroying the house, so they just let it do what it was doing and eventually the bear decided to make its way out of the residence and down toward a forested gully"

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Animal Rights Groups Decry Bear Wrestling - Yahoo! News

news.yahoo.com
2006-03-26T17:33:23.000Z
bears wrestling peta weird imported:pinboard

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"Skill comes in handy when your opponent is a 650-pound black bear."

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Squirrel Problem

www.geekbase.org
2006-02-26T19:21:20.000Z
bears nature squirrels imported:pinboard

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As Colbert has been warning us: Bears are the top problem faced by our nation today.

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Conan O'Brien vs. BEAR

www.conanvsbear.com
2005-09-05T17:08:36.000Z
funny art conanobrien bears imported:pinboard

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Bear-Shaped MP3 Player : Gizmodo

www.gizmodo.com
2005-06-10T21:30:53.000Z
gadgets mp3 music bears toys for:missadroit imported:pinboard

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"I also had to giggle like a sixth grader when I noticed the USB port is right where the pooper should be."

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Car's alternative fuel said to attract bear - The Boston Globe - Boston.com - Conn. - News

www.boston.com
2005-06-01T05:08:58.000Z
biodiesel cars bears imported:pinboard

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"A Winsted man believes the sweet smell of the vegetable oil he uses to fuel his car attracted the bear that damaged the vehicle white trying to get at the biodiesel."

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